I am a genius. I know that tag is bandied about too freely in this age of aching impressionability but truly I am.
I give you my latest concept - which I feel sure you will agree is nothing short of game changing for both the lingerie and dairy industries.
Detachable Cheese Norks!
Late
last night, after a huge supper (brought in for 8PP* on account of my
other great talent - cooking lots of veggies) I was struck with on of my
brilliant ideas. What if we could be fitted with removable b00bs
fashioned out of cheese. No, no wait before you dismiss me as a
madwoman. Hear me out.
We're losing weight right? There's spare
capacity in our bras. The people at M&S seem hell bent on making us
feel inadequate because the weight loss is making our jugs a little less
than firm and so we are struggling to plump out the cups! So.... how
about...
Detachable Cheese Norks... they'll
come in a number of different cup sizes and type - you could have The
Cheddah Balconette, just enough to fill a half cup or The Strapless
Leerdammer - with edible t*t tape to stick them firmly in place. We
wouldn't have to stop there.
We could have a range of edible
straps - like parma ham, or streaky bacon... Hell we could have
procuitto bras. OMG - matching knickers or, or, or complementary
removable ham b*ms. I'm thinking tie ups with J Lo - a supermarket deal -
M&S would be ideal - lingerie and high end charcuterie.
What
about edible n*pple tassles? Oh man now that is a brrrrr illiant idea.
C'MON! Made from olives and cheese string... I'm telling ya girls - we
could make a fortune.
I woke up this morning still thinking about
it - and that is one of my teflon coated indicators that an idea has
legs. In fact when I discussed it with iPodge he mentioned that all we
would need then is some sort of bakery product.
In unison we chorused - Baguette Arms and Legs!
The possibilities are endless - I haven't even started on the scotch egg and sausage products. ;)
This is the big one my friends - this idea is gonna make me a million.
Don't
worry - I won't forget the little people. I'll employ someone to write
My Big Fat Silly Blog when I am cruising down the coast on my Big Fat
Silly Boat.
*Weight Watcher Pro points
Pic Ref: I'm suing this b*tch for industrial espionage!
Where can I order my Cheddah Balconette? Hahaha! Genius!!
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